The Setting: Super Bowl Sunday.
The Match: Directors vs. Football.
If the Bear Jew from Inglorious Basterds played on the Bears and Steve Zissou from Life Aquatic played on the Saints, who would win??
The answer: Nobody.
But it would look nice. And you’d probably cry at the end.
This is why you should never give 14-22 inches of cocaine to a depressed weatherman.
Unfortunately, this is the last known video of meteorologist Jim Koseck. After the cameras turned off and he finished the last of his mound of “snow,” he took off his pants, ran outside screaming, and jumped into a fast-moving river. His whereabouts are currently unknown, but it’s assumed he’s in a much happier place.
In related snowy news, it is true — the DC area got buried in snow. My friend’s flights out of New Orleans on Sunday got cancelled until tuesday, which meant they were forced to stay in New Orleans for the Super Bowl and the insane, all-night-into-day after party. Those poor friggin bastards.
WHO DAT????????
Andrew WK — in honor of the Saints victory. Just got back from New Orleans. Amazing place, many stories to tell. Stay tuned for that.
Artist: Andrew WK
Song: “Party Til You Puke”
Album: I Get Wet (2002)
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BLACK AND GOLD IN THE SUPA BOWLLL…….
Party on!!
Kids, I’m gonna sneak into your room at night and grape you in the mouth!! OH YEAH!!
Seriously, if graping people is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.
mouth-graped by drinkpants joe
I’m pretty sure this guy is just an honest, hard-working American that needs vaginas to photograph. That’s perfectly normal. Like apple pie, french fries, and donkey-punching a pancake waitress.
