Pizza Comedy

This is why you should never give 14-22 inches of cocaine to a depressed weatherman.

Unfortunately, this is the last known video of meteorologist Jim Koseck. After the cameras turned off and he finished the last of his mound of “snow,” he took off his pants, ran outside screaming, and jumped into a fast-moving river. His whereabouts are currently unknown, but it’s assumed he’s in a much happier place.

In related snowy news, it is true — the DC area got buried in snow. My friend’s flights out of New Orleans on Sunday got cancelled until tuesday, which meant they were forced to stay in New Orleans for the Super Bowl and the insane, all-night-into-day after party. Those poor friggin bastards.

WHO DAT????????

Andrew WK — in honor of the Saints victory. Just got back from New Orleans. Amazing place, many stories to tell. Stay tuned for that.

Artist: Andrew WK
Song: “Party Til You Puke”
Album: I Get Wet (2002)

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BLACK AND GOLD IN THE SUPA BOWLLL…….

Party on!!

WHO DAT SAY DEY GONNA BEAT DEM SAINTS??

Probably the Colts, but lets hope not.

Kids, I’m gonna sneak into your room at night and grape you in the mouth!! OH YEAH!!

Seriously, if graping people is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

mouth-graped by drinkpants joe

I’m pretty sure this guy is just an honest, hard-working American that needs vaginas to photograph. That’s perfectly normal. Like apple pie, french fries, and donkey-punching a pancake waitress.

If you’ve got booze, prepare to dispense it. If you’ve got beads, prepare to see my chest hair. And if you’ve got boobs, prepare to dispense them as well. I’m about to embark on a trip to the Big Easy, Bourbon Street, N’Olns for Mardi Gras. And I got to be honest, I’m kinda excited.

My buddy Dukesycat lives down in the Big Easy — I’ve been down there a couple times (which you can read about here and here), but never for Mardi Gras, which I’m told is the craziest and most insane time of year. Some compare it to the Holy Grail of party times, others say it’s more like a delicious grilled cheese sandwich with crawfish stuffed inside. That second one I don’t really get. But the party will be huge, of this much I am certain.

Oh yeah, and the Saints are in the Super Bowl. No big deal.

Unfortunately, I’m a total idiot and booked my flight a couple months ago, with no knowledge of such fanicful things as the Super Bowl. So my flight is returning on Sunday afternoon, at 5:30 N’Olins time — aka literally the same time of kick off for Super Bowl. So yes, I will be in New Orleans for Super Bowl weekend, New Orleans is in the Super Bowl, and I will be flying, leaving the city, during the game. Kinda mucked that one up.

Regardless, should be one for memory bank. I plan on perhaps even peeing on Dukesycat’s couch, or perhaps a well placed upper decker? I’m not sure, my friend and I were discussing these seemingly endless possibilities (he’s also making the trip). Dukes, I know you’re reading this. Put down some rubber sheets.

J slash K. Or am I?

You’ll just have to wait and see. As for me, I’m off to drink sweet tea, eat some spicy gumbo, and tell enough stupid jokes to make my friends sick of me (this usually takes about 3 hours. Lets see if I can do it in 2).

I’ll take some pictures and represent Pizza Comedy down on Bourbon Street. Go Saints!

And by “it”, I mean anger. Wait for it…wait for it…wait for it…

Can’t say I really blame him, I would want to call this guy an asshole too. The interviewer has the questioning skills of Billy Bush, and that awkwardly placed TV monitor isn’t helping anyone out.

Then again, Mel also likes sadomasochism, tender nipples, and has torture in pretty much every movie he’s ever been in..so this torturous interview probably turns him on. An aphrodisiac. Hell, maybe this is a scene from his new movie? No?

On a side note, does anyone else think Mel Gibson is starting to look like Al Borlin from Tool TIme?