Can you believe it?! It’s been a little more than a year now since PMP starting ripping up the internet with flogs. What started out as an outlet to tell a story about pizza that gave me diahreah has turned into something much more. Something truly fucking epic. And what a year it’s been.
We met Se’Vont Richards, Corey Matthews, and chicks dancing with neck-braces. We got Hollywood with Cloverfield, Steven Seagal, and the Hulk. We’ve caught Parking Attendants masturbating and weird IT guys taking magic poops.
But the fun didn’t stop there. We took you to San Francisco music festivals, old-person Oktoberfests, and High School Reunions. Complained about politics, getting old, and people being idiots. In fact, we successfully launched a whole side website devoted to this Idiot Pants Party.
And this next year promises to be a scrumtrelescent one, filled with even better stories and more rediculous experiences. I’m about halfway through my to-do list this year, and I just bought a Seeing Eye Pony to get me through the rest of it.
2009, Here the f**log we come!!
