This story was sent to me last night by my Brother’s Wife, and it’s amazingly awful. I did not edit it at all; in fact, I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried. Enjoy…
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>> So the lady who sits in front of me at work tells me this story today .. I am still disturbed. Her daugher is 16 and comes home from school and just has to tell her what happened to her best friend. So the stupid best friend (also 16) wants to have sex with her boyfriend but doesn’t want to lose her virginity so the moron comes up with a genius idea - lets do it up the butt (because that doesnt make you a skank). So, they wait for her parents to leave and go to town. While they are “involved” the parents come home so they freak and start running around naked. This is where it gets weird. The girl starts pooping everywhere (from the butt sex I presume). This is where it gets weirder. The parents come in and ask them what happened and she says the dog pooped all over the house (genius). This is where it gets disturbing. So the parents think something is wrong with their dog, so they take it to the vet who decides that since the dog is old that he should BE PUT TO SLEEP! So, they kill the dog!! This girl has her dog killed because she had butt sex. Is that not the most disturbing thing you have ever heard!!
On that note, enjoy your date tonight :) <<
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The dog never saw it coming.
Story submitted by Shell
