During a recent trip to Africa, Selma Hayek just happened to offer up her motherly teet to a sick African boy. And not only did she willingly pull out the milk pump, but she also made sure to bring a camera crew with her to tape it.
And just in case your wondering, she did have a kid about a year ago, so I guess she still has some milk left in those puppies? Otherwise, that kid just got to Third Base at age 1!!! Wait ’till he tells his friends in 12 years! Boo-yaa!
Said Selma: “The baby was perfectly healthy, but the mother didn’t have milk. He was very hungry. I was weaning Valentina, but I still had a lot of milk that I was pumping, so I breast-fed the baby. Suck my tit.”
After hearing about this miraculous deed, she received a million dollar sponsorship deal with Milk. The advertisement will simply feature Hayak with a young African boy at her teet, complete with a milk mustache. Got Milk?
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