It looks like the King of Pop is finally back on top. And this time, it’s not on top of a young boy. His “Final Curtain Call Concert” (also known as the “I Got Bills Tour”) has broken new records around the world, as tickets are already sold out despite high prices.
Jackson was greeted by thousands of screaming fans, who mistakenly thought his limo was that of the Jonas Brothers. After seeing his face, the thousands of fans screamed for different reasons, but stayed in place because they had been turned to stone. Amid this crowd, Jackson made the tearful announcement that this would be his final performance. “This is it. I just want to say that these will be my final show performances in London.”
Some worry that Jackson, who hasn’t performed live since 2001 due to scheduling conflicts with boys genitals, isn’t going to be up for the challenge. But Jackson tried to form his face into a smile, saying, “No, that’s ignorant. I ordered a special nose just for this performance. If it’s ready, then I’m ready.”
But the biggest surprise came when Jackson unveiled his “Family First” Concert Plan, which offers free day care to all Parents who purchase tickets. Said a Jackson’s Publicist Jodie Lancer, “As long as your child is under 10 years old, and they can keep a special secret, they are welcome to come and enjoy free day care.” Parents were advised to “bring an extra pair of jeans”.
Some Parents are a bit hesitant, but others are excited by the prospect. Said Hank Williams, father of 2, “Hell, with this recession, free day care just hits the spot”. Jackson promised the child care will be comprehensive, including free lollypops and bananas, as well as group-time activities of painting, coloring, and spooning.
