Back-pats and reach-arounds to all who entered. Another super-solid caption contest, and I’m gonna go out on a limb and say you guys are getting much better at this shit. I would say the “laughs-to-entry” ratio on this one is the best so far.
So who’s gettin’ the t-shirt? Who’ll be snorting cheese off a PMPcomedy t-shirt this weekend?? Well, hold on to your testes, cause the winner of PMP’s Caption Contest 6 is…
WINNER!!!!
“I swear to all hell if I have to sing happy birthday to one more of those little shitbags….”
Submitted By: Louis LOGIC
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RUNNERS-UP:
2. “Not that smart to begin with, Chuck used to brag that the “C” on his hat stood for Kilo. Stack that cheddar!”
Submitted By: Mmm ‘Taysty Parmesan
3. “New restaurant catch phrase “Chuck E Cheese’s…Where a kid can be a kid and Chuck E Cheese can snort coke off tables or titties while having fun with the kiddies.”
Submitted By: LA Dave
HONORABLE MENTION:
““We partied a lot in the late 80’s. The discovery of neon colors seemed to combine with most parent’s desire to avoid spending time with their kids and the death of the local carnival. I was living pretty hard; there was a lot of cocaine, partying. Hell, I was banging the waitresses 2 or 3 at a time. And these weren’t professionals, either, these were 16 and 17 year old girls.
By the 1994 it was all gone. Nintendo and Sega Genesis had taken over the scene and the club started to dry up. I was on the street, in and out of rehab, it was all over. Those were some crazy times but we were professionals and we always put on a killer show. When those doors open I put on my game face and I gave those kids a show. That’s what it was about, the show… and the pizza… But mostly the show.”
~Chuck E. Cheese (excerpt from E! True Hollywood Story)”
Submitted By: Grimes
This was very funny, not a caption, but very funny. So Grimes gets the honorable mention for going above and beyond. The word limit. BAM!!! (thanks to ‘Tay for that zing)
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I also found Doc Gooden’s entry to be quite funny. The “eight-ball-pit” was witty and spot-on. Great job, and thanks to all who entered. Your place on the Wall of Fame is only a caption away…
The shirts are making their way around the country, and from what I’ve heard, girl’s giny’s are tingling. Check back next week for a new wacked-out picture, and we’ll do this crazy shit all over again!
