It’s a sad day for everyone when the international leaders of the Catholic Church have turned to hard, mind-bending drugs. In order to compensate for the lack of boy molesting — which they can no longer do in large quantities because of public scrutiny — it seems they’ve filled this void with methamphetamines, hard liquor, and technological wet dreams. To correspond with this lifestyle change, they’ve completely redone their website.
The intro to their webpage is probably the most intense thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I showed it to a co-worker and his head literally exploded right next to me. We’re currently mopping up the brain goo right now, and honestly, I don’t need this on a Tuesday. That said, you should still watch it. Just maybe pop an Ecstacy before viewing…
