Nut shots, soccer, and captions — I’ll remember that’s a combination that always goes down smooth. Nice effort this week, maybe not the bestest run of captions ever, but I had some solid laughs with this one.
I should also note that I am working on a number of things with the site — one of them being a polling device that will allow YOU ALL to pick the winners every week. I think that would add a bit of excitement to the contest. But until then, I get to pick the winner. Mwua hahaha! So, without further ado, the winner of PMP’s Caption Contest 13 is…
WINNER!!!!
“Ahh! Why did you strap the butt plug to your knee?”
Submitted By: smurph
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RUNNERS-UP:
2. “A different kind of penalty kick”
Submitted By: Nalley
3. “Hanz would have prefered to touch norm with another part of his body but didnt want to get penalized for a hand ball.”
Submitted By: No Klas
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
“You can’t make an omelet without breaking a couple testicles.”
Submitted By: scribbles
“after this picture, the man in green was quite testy”
Submitted By: PiMPstar
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I thought smurph did a nice job capturing the emotion of the guy getting kicked in the nuts. Such a pleasant feeling, I can imagine, especially with the added bonus of a shin butt-plug. Everyone else had some solid entries too. Hollywood Pete, nice Jet Li reference. If only he was a little bit cooler.
Oh man, I always enjoy a good ball busting joke. Even when I’m hung over, which I’m feeling a bit of right now. I think it’s Snuggie time. So props to smurph on the win and his rightful place on the ever-growing Wall of Fame. His t-shirt and smiling face will add some more joy to that epic wall. Tune in next week, where we’ll be doing this sill nonsense all over again…
