I’m not sure if you got a chance to see the Celtics game buzzer-beater two days ago, but it was sweet. Not that I give a shit about the Celtics — I’m routing for them — but I’d rather watch Lebron devour half-court shots like tic tacs. But this ending was sweet because after the shot was hit, Big Baby came storming down the court in a victorious tear. Like a big, shiny baby-doody that just won the doody olympics. And in his path was this stupid kid in a Orlando jersey, standing on the court — and he accidentally got bumped into pretty damn hard. (at about a minute, you get a good look)…
It was funny. And you’d think the kid would be proud, right? He should be proud. I would be. To have gotten man-handeled by an NBA player after a huge buzzer-beater. But not in America. We have entitlement here, so the Dad did what anybody would do and demanded an apology from the NBA. Ain’t that some shit.
Maybe the kid didn’t like that the name of the above YouTube clip was: “Glen “Big Baby” Davis Buzzer Beater Jump Shot…Plus Pushes Little Fat Kid On Orlando Magic Bench”, but fuck ‘em. You get what you deserve, fatty.
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