This is the name of a real road in England. It’s located just half-mile from a 930-year-old castle, named after the great Lord Dingleberry of Assfartshire.
And yet, even with all of this history, local residents have rounded up their forces to get the name of the road changed. Some of the reasons they demanded the name change:
- Fart jokes
- People constantly stealing the sign
- An outpouring of tourists that stand next to it and take pictures with their asses hanging out
And the best part is, I made none of those reasons up. It’s too bad this isn’t next to a college town, or this would be the most epic road ever. Real estate would triple just for the namesake. Seriously, I would have paid a bajillion dollars to have “Butt Hole Road” in my college mailing address. And I’d probably be President now if that had happened.
So all I can say is: Really, England? Are you seriously willing to give up this peice of natural comedic gold?? You guys are barely holding on over there. Benny Hill is probably rolling over in his grave right now.
