Today is my big bro’s birthday, and because he’s so freakin’ awesome, that means EVERYONE gets a present. Even that dude who works in your office with a lazy eye — yeah, in Human Resources. He’s getting laid too.
“Well…what is it?!!” I hear you excitedly saying to yourself. “Is it a balloon or a plane? Could it be a pet monkey?? Would he really get us ALL a pet monkey?!!”
No, don’t be ridiculous. What you’re getting is way sweeter than a balloon, and it won’t give you AIDS like that monkey. It’s a huge, over-stuffed, f***in’ epic Mixtape packed with enough juice to make Barry Bonds blush.
28 tracks of pure gold, deidicated to the one, the only, the MattMan…
Happy birthday bro!
Comments (3)
Thanks kid! This mixtape rocks. Best little bro ever. Btw does this mean you want a mixtape on your day!?
The zip link is asking for login info. Do we need an apocalypse dreamhost account?
LINKS FIXED!! Nah, no account or anything neccessary. I just fudged-up, and put the zip on my ultra-sweet, 007 server. It’s working now, and good to go. Blast that shit!!