I give thanks to Grimes for keeping me up to date on this captivating, breaking news story. I reported last week about a topless coffee shop in Maine that was burned down by an disgruntled arsonist [the arsonist had oddly shaped feet]. But I am happy to report that the Grand View Coffee Shop — home of the notorious “Barista Bareback Latte” — is now back in business!
In a tent!
Alas, as you may have gathered from the title of the article, things are quite like they used to be.
The Grand View Coffee Shop returned to business this week in a tent, but…amid gloomy weather, they were sporting sweat shirts instead of the bikini tops they’d been wearing the day before.
I have to admit, sweatshirts and coffee is starting to sound a little…normal. I get that every time I walk into a Coffee Bean (that and nose rings). Come on Grand View, just because your in a tent and it’s gloomy doesn’t mean those coffee cakes need to be hidden away. You’re a topless waitress in a topless coffee shop on the side of a highway. “Gloomy” is right up your alley.
And that’s not meant as an insult, that comes from the heart. I want you to rebuild. Then, subsequently, strip down. As Grimes, a loyal Maine resident put it, “if they don’t rebuild it, the terrorists win.”
Couldn’t have said it better myself. Fight on, brave topless coffee women.
