I’m about to go on a sick cross country road trip with my buddy Scribbles. Seriously, coast-to-coast — from Cape Cod all the way out to Los Angeles. (Stay tuned, we’ll be doing PizzaComedy segments from the road with “PizzaComedy: Coast to Coast”)
But as I’m planning this most epic road trip, I’m looking at this huge map of America and I’m like “shit”. The country is so enormous. There’s so many cities to visit. So little time. Where should I go?? What cities should I visit?? Will somebody please pay my credit card bills???
I wish I had a time traveling phone booth so I could go back in time and ask Abraham Lincoln which cities I should visit. I’m pretty sure he’d say “Stop making Bill and Ted references. Seriously. That movie sucks. Oh, and visit Cleveland.” OK, Abe. Don’t have to be such a dick about it…
OK, so that didn’t really sell me. Let’s try that one more time guys…
you better tell me when you are going to be on the cape