A buddy of mine once asked a bouncer at a bar how to “properly headbutt”. The bouncer looked pretty tough — a white, meaty dude in his mid-30s; you know the type, guy gets his rocks hard doing steroids and bouncing at a shitty Mexican bar named Cabo Cantina. Anyway, we asked him how to headbutt like a pro, and he smiles, gets up all close and secretive, like he’s about to unveil the biggest secret in the universe, and he just says: “fall into it.”
Simple as that. I guess you’re supposed to fall into it. Now, he proceeded to give us detailed examples and facts about the thickness of the skull. As I said, this guy was living his dream and all he wanted to do was talk meathead. And I’m thinking in my head, “this has got to be the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard”. If I fall into a headbutt, I’m breaking my nose and crying.
Lose-lose.
But it looks like these two soccer players took a page right out of this bouncers play book. Most pathetic bullshit I’ve ever seen…
That’s the gayest thing I’ve ever seen and I once saw a guy suck a cock
That’s the gayest thing I’ve ever seen and I once saw a guy suck a cock- First heard on the Howard Stern Show