I think rednecks get a bad rap. Sure, they think coitus with their sister is cool, and yeah, they don’t know how to spell coitus. But that doesn’t stop them from doing it, does it?
I’m here today to defend the mighty redneck — the backbone of this great American nation — not because I like them or because I respect them. No. I’m defending them because I’m impressed. This redneck right here is like the Alexander Graham Bell of the white trash world. He’s not only invented a comfortable chair that you can drive to the liquor store, but by my full estimate, he’s invented the new redneck mode of transportation…
I fully expect to see an additional lane on the 405 (or insert your local highway) added within the next few years — right next to the diamond lane. Instead of a diamond, it will be a bottle-shaped symbol and it will be exclusively for recliner-based automobiles. God help us.
submitted by Shell
