If you’ve listened to our PCP Podcasts, or if you’ve ever played drinking games with us (we have an entire deck of cards devoted to this, with the Ace of Spades being the “Dick Rider” card. The person that gets it must say to the group: “Hi. I’m Dick Rider. Give me your fucking cards…”), then you know about this notorious Nicholas Cage film…
Dick Rider
Unfortunately, the flick could not follow the success of his first picture Ghost Rider; the studios buried it, the critics hated it, and the gays were offended by it (during the final scene, where he meets up with the other, older Dick Rider, fans cried outrage when the older Dick Rider just left Nick Cage to ride dicks alone). But we here at PizzaComedy just cherish the fact that the movie was made.
Ride on, Nick. Ride on…
submitted by Doozy
Don’t forget about Dick Hard, Bruce Willis’ series of action films. My personal favorite is Dick Hard 2: Dick Harder, where there’s a chase scene involving the dickmobile. You probably don’t need to watch Dick Hard With A Vengeance or Live Free Or Dick Hard. Those movies suck dick.