Shout out to Doozy on his fishy victory in last week’s contest. It was a tight-fought victory, and it will look extra good in tshirt form. This week, let’s get wild…
You know the deal: FREE T-SHIRT TO THE BEST CAPTION!!! (new shirts!)
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Contest closes Friday, July 31st at midnight EST. After that, 4 finalists will be chosen and voted upon. When submitting, plz leave an email address in case you win.
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Prepare to fire the primary rocket!
From the Fisher-Price “My First…” collection. We’re proud to introduce “My First Shitter.” With limited edition “Keep My Child In Place” Straps for those of you with children that have ants in their pants. Enjoy
The latest in lazy parenting devices; The Babyshitter. Keeps kids safe, and cleans up the mess!
Wristband sold separately.
Go, Go Gadget Toilet!
Hannibal Lecter’s Sit, Strap, & Crap
this device restrains little serial killers while potty training them!
In the future, children are raised for one purpose, fuel production. A day’s worth of kiddie turds can fuel a crap car for 2000 miles.
Look mom, Grandpa let me play with his new toy!
The kid is obviously retarded… I mean he’s shitting with his shorts on. Is this the new cereal box cover for Flutie Flakes?
Christ, it was 20 years before I needed one of those.
Getting grounded never seemed so fun, until now.
Damn the bastard didn’t flinch. Up the voltage!
I’m no prude, but I think the new Converse Allstar sock campaign is a little over the top.
Macaulay Culkin’s first acting gig.
1. Keep him away from water.
2. He hates bright light.
3. The most important rule. No matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never, never feed him after midnight.