WINNER!!!!
“The kid is obviously retarded… I mean he’s shitting with his shorts on. Is this the new cereal box cover for Flutie Flakes?”
Submitted By: LA Dave
RUNNERS-UP:
2. “Prepare to fire the primary rocket!”
Submitted By: grimes
3. “Macaulay Culkin’s first acting gig.”
Submitted By: Stumpy
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
“I’m no prude, but I think the new Converse Allstar sock campaign is a little over the top.”
Submitted By: scribbles
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The people have spoken, and they all said pretty much the same thing: f*** that noise. That demon spawn is shitting in his pants and we haters aren’t gonna take it any more. Congrats to LA Dave on his big victory–he took home the votes with relative ease, and now he gets to parade around in a brand new PizzaComedy shirt.
And a big congrats to Grimes, Stumpy, and Scribbles rounding out the rest of the top honors. Very respectable, and very hilarious. All around, a great contest last week. I think something about that little man strapped into a plastic toilet seat really jarred some emotion loose. At the very least, it made me very uncomfortable. Those little beaty eyes following me around, a whole mess of doody inside those Dungarees.
It’s unsettling.
But luckily, it’s all over now. Shhh… And a new contest is coming in a few short moments. It will be our 25th, and dare I say, our most glorious? Hell yeah.
