One of the most common things women tell men is “You should never ask a girl her age”. I like to accompany this with a “Waaahhhh” and maybe a crying sound effect.
Look ladies, after we hit 21, we’re ALL a little older than we want to be. So you best stop making “i’m 24!” jokes, and instead, start looking into what hocus pocus these old ladies absorbed. Cuz it’s awesome.
Because they are all over 50.
Yes, each one of these ladies was around pre-internet, pre-cable, and maybe, just maybe, a little bit of pre-cum slipped out in my pants. And they hate skateboarding teenagers too.
You better believe when I’m 50, I’m gonna be lookin’ this good, And by lookin this good, I mean I will have a full vest of chest hair covering my entire body, and slowly trying to take over the world. God bless you, hot old women. You make the world go round.
i don’t see ellen anywhere in any of these pictures? must be because she’s only 29?
Gotta love the frontal tramp stamp on the broad in the first pic.
I think that’s just a C-section scar
Am I the only one who finds GILFs the first real evidence that man has defied nature and destroyed God. Where’s Dr. Ian Malcolm to back me up on this?