It was a friend’s 21st birthday last night (woot woot Big Al!), and we all went out for a birthday dinner. And by dinner, I mean massive, unhuman quantities of delicious Baby Blues barbecue (the birthday boy consumed an entire chicken. An entire chicken). But before the feast, our friend Cinnabunzz gave the b-day boy — who’s a student at USC — a gift-wrapped present.
“What would it be??” we all wondered. It was square, pretty big.
As he unwrapped the G.I. Joe wrapping paper, pulling away the thick tape…he uncovered…an industrial-sized box of Trojan condoms. 42 Ultra Ribbed Trojan condoms.
“Don’t use them all in one place,” Bunzz said.
Ahhhhh, to be young again. And their ultra-ribbed, so you know it’s good.
Anyway, that’s my segway into this clip. It’s a mash-up of the Team America trailer with the most recent crap-fest G.I. Joe, showing just how much the G.I. Joe flick rips off the classic Team America.
What’s the connection? Wrapping paper. Suck it.
Rabble rabble rabble!!
