Pizza Comedy

I saw this picture that compared Amy Winehouse to Alien the other day and I found it to be quite funny.

That said, I didn’t really think it was accurate. I mean, where’s the trembly-handed cigarette? Where’s the mounds of pure Columbian cocaine being blasted into her sinus cavity?? Where’s the doody sprinkles from 8 straight days of not sleeping on account of the need to finish said mound of Columbian cocaine???

It wasn’t there. So I had to call up the experts to really give you the full, extra-scary Alien Winehouse experience.

Much better. The doody sprinkles are really a nice touch.