…I SMOKE ROCK!
If you’re like me, you often wonder what’s going through your girl’s head. Does she like me? Is she thinking about me?? Can she tell that I just farted???
It’s impossible to know. Girls are like ice cream trucks in the winter…unpredictable. You might think you’ve got it on lock down, then all of a sudden she’ll throw in a “wrong hole!” and you’re sleeping on the couch again.
Luckily for us, we now have Propecia. No, not the hair-boosting pill. The erection-boosting crackhead. And she’s here to disperse some serious relationship knowledge…
(definitely some cereal NSWF rock-chattin’ here. smoke it)
I guarantee this woman has her own daytime talk show on The CW by Spring 2010. I can just see it now: “Crack That Relationship! with Propecia White.” Down-home advice from a downtrodden woman.
I’m setting my DVR.
From BLIND DATE :
“What do you do?”
Propecia: “…..I suck a little dick. Smoke a little rock”