When it comes to failing tests, most people choose the easy way out — they leave it blank, start crying, or if they have funbags, sometimes put them on display. And the resulting “0″ they receive is well deserved. They took the cowards way out.
As for me, I bullshit the lead right out of the pencil. I bullshit a bullshitter. Because if I’m gonna get a zero, I’m going to earn it. I’ll fill whoever’s grading my paper with so much BS they’ll want to just give me an “A”. I’ll make their head will implode with a swirling vortex of BS express.
And so I raise a salute to these brave souls below. They BS with the best…
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