This video was originally titled: “Wild Monkey Rips Off Girls Shirt” – which is obviously the reason I watched it. It sounds both amazing and terrifying, and also the possibility of AIDS made it feel like I was watching the latest Wes Craven movie. Suspense. I was on the edge of my seat.
Unfortunately, the video does not quite live up to all the hype. But it does happen…
Silly Fingers has got the quickest hands in the animal kingdom. I had to watch that three times just to see exactly when he rips this girls shirt off, it happens so fast. Then I had to watch it one more time to see if the chick was totally shirtless or whether she was wearing a bra (turns out, bra).
Fortunately, there is justice. That monkey has to go door-to-door whenever he moves into a new tree, telling everyone he’s a registered sex offender. Was it worth it, Silly Fingers?
