In America, we dream big. Sure, you might be at work in a cubicle right now, or sitting in your underwear, unemployed, eating bulk-buy ramen noodles. But you’ve got dreams. Big ones. And I’ll be damned if you’re not gonna achieve them.
You will. Even if you burned the roof of your mouth on that Hot Pocket for the 20th day in a row. It doesn’t matter. Those dreams are yours.
And with that same red-white-and-blue gusto I present this inspirational film about an even more inspirational subject. Beer Pong. It’s a documentary chronicling the road to the World Series of Beer Pong — an event I didn’t even know existed, but now that I do, have quite my job to enter. Forget this Cup O’ Noodles, I want the red solo cup…
No surprise, the movie is a film by Morgan Spurlock, the guy that really likes to eat McDonalds. It seems he’s devoted himself to capturing American culture, in it’s most gutteral sense. And why not? People used to watch American movies and think we were gun-slingin’ cowboys. Now they think we’re cow-slingin’ fatties.
On a sidenote, I’ve also heard that Morgan can fit over a dozen ping pong balls in his mouth at once. No hands!
props to Cat for the vid
