Watch the master at work. But do it quickly — once the weekend comes, he’s gone like Houdini. You know the dealio: FREE T-SHIRT TO THE BEST CAPTION!! So enter now, nimble apprentice, and let your fingers do the talking…
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Gotta keep her tight so he can get it right!
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Obama’s new healthcare plan
Geppetto…once he realized everything he made came to life.
True Love. Fighting through the hard times.
This guy is going through way too much trouble to beat off. Why not just use a vacuum hose like a normal person. Geez.
is that a Marilyn Monroe blow up doll?? i can see why he’d try to save it
An aging Eminem is attempting to poach yet another facet of African culture. The female circumcision.
For his thesis, JD finally derives the pubic hair algorithm.
Those 3 years of sewing school are really starting to pay off