Pizza Comedy

This is Maxim’s PSA to young girls: Stay in school. Unless you’re really hot. Then you can just do nothing and get paid for it. Just make sure you save enough money to purchase fake breasts, this will enable you to “work” all the time — whether it’s partying, procuring an assortment of STDs from various men, or being photographed while giggling on the beach.

The work never stops.

And speaking of a dental floss thong, get this kid some Chipotleway. He’s definitely going to have some blood spots.