Sack up with Santa, and let’s kick this last caption contest of the year off with a narcoleptic bang. You know how we roll — FREE T-SHIRT TO THE BEST CAPTION!!
And I’ll even throw in an extra holiday bonus prize. So get those mittens out, and warm up your witty digits, cuz this caption contest is just gettin’ stahted…
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Caption contest closes Sunday, December 20th. After that, 4 finalists will be picked and voted upon. When submitting, plz leave an email address in case you win!
Comments (8)
For once, someone got Santa what HE wanted for Christmas
a new rendition of the Nutcracker
Santa, after getting me the tight ringer t-shirt, speedo, and saxophone in the past, all I want for this Christmas is one more thing to show my parents that I’m a full-out, cock blowing homosexual.
Don’t hate. I turned to this fruity looking twink because Mrs Clause has a pussy drier than a pile of dead leaves.
Is it too late to ask for assless chaps??
Let’s play the Holiday Party favorite: “Where is Santa’s thumb?”
Kelly LeBrock from Weird Science called she wants her outfit back.
After 300 years of banging Miss Claus’ frigid cooter, Santa turned to little Simon Cockswald — the gayest, sluttiest elf in the North Pole