submitted by grimes
For those of you who think Facebook is just for friends saying “hi”, prepare for your mind to be blown. This is ultimate, cringe-inducing Facebook revenge, from a brother to his sister.
Even after reading this, I can’t stop shaking my head. It’s amazing. Here’s the gist of it before you start reading, then I’ll let Facebook do the the talking:
Chris hides beer in his bedroom. Sister (Katie) tells her parents on him. And as Chris explains, “Asian parents are [f*ing] strict,” so they proceed to ground him and lock him in his room like a prisoner of war for 3 whole months.
Enter revenge.
Chris is upset so he rumages through his sisters room for dirt, only to discover her very graphically detailed notes entitled “My Hook Up List” — which describes her lofty goals and aspirations for hooking up with 10 different individuals from her school — some of whom are crossed off (as in: “mission accomplished”).
And so Big-bro does the only honorable thing — scans it, uploads it, and posts it on his Facebook…then tags a buttload of people on it (including named “targets” and many others who might find it intriguing).
Let the commenting begin…
“holllyyyy shiiitttt” is right. This has to be one of the craziest Facebook things I’ve ever seen.
My absolute favorite part is the “if he cuts his hair, I might give him a blow job”. Well, at least she’s got standards, right?
And then there’s the comment by Adrian, (who’s at the top of Katie’s Hook Up List btw): “note to self, do not hook up with katie.” Good call, dude. There are 5 names crossed out on that list, and according to the dates next to the names, they’ve all be Katie’d in the last month and a half. I need a shower reading that.
And Chris, you’re last comment to Katie really captured the spirit here. I thinkw e all love facebook for that very same reason.
As for Katie, I have to say this: at least she’s clearly goal-oriented and meticulous…that kind of spirit might come in handy in future endeavors. Like being a politician or lawyer. In fact, rumor has it that Bill Clinton might be hiring…
Thoughts? Comments?? What’s you’re favorite part? This is just too good…
i like how there’s one random “titty bang” thrown in on that list.
v-card?? katie katie… theres no need to lie to us hun…
If Chris ever finds my blowjob instruction manual I’m totally telling mom and dad about the weed he grows in the closet and how he drinks straight bourbon and gets weird with 40-year-old white women at the bowling alley. Not cool, Chris.
Bitch, I got knives!!!