If I had the power to stop time (like Hiro on Heroes (the worst show on television)), this is probably something I would do on a regular basis. The mid-jump boob stop.
You might call that immature, but I’m more interested in the scientific. Like how these lady lumps can stay so perfectly suspended while experiencing a jumping jack with 3Gs of gravitational force. Or something like that.
I’ll be expecting a scientific report on that by Wednesday.
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slap yo grandma!!