I guess the Grammy’s were last night. I deduced this knowledge from a super-sweet picture of Beyonce showing her bootylicious-ness and from this clip of Steven Colbert flashing his new iPad. Haters beware, the new iPad comes complete with a Grammy when you buy it. Who needs multi-tasking and background apps when you’ve got that??
If you’re interested, here’s the list of Grammy winners. I will say I was slightly surprised (and happily so) that Phoenix won for best Alternative Music album. Props to them. Also props to Kings of Leon for being the only other artist there to represent rock music in the charts this year.
Kind-of surprisingly, Eminem won for Best Rap album — although the competition wasn’t really that stiff. Beyonce won for Best Ass — I mean, best juicy fruit butt — umm, wait, no. She won for best turd pillow. I’m sorry, this never happens to me. She won for best new female dumper — I mean, Best Female Artist…with a juicy fruit butt.
Taylor Swift also won some awards, and unfortunately Kanye was nowhere to be seen this year. I heard a rumor that he was in the bathroom, having sex with a coddle fish during her acceptance speech, otherwise, he would have been there to interrupt. He was missed.
Other that that, I didn’t watch the Grammys. I know I probably missed so much, but something tells me I’ll be OK. Thanks to Beyonce for her juicy fruit butt, it’s helped me get through this post.
