Pizza Comedy

This is why you should never give 14-22 inches of cocaine to a depressed weatherman.

Unfortunately, this is the last known video of meteorologist Jim Koseck. After the cameras turned off and he finished the last of his mound of “snow,” he took off his pants, ran outside screaming, and jumped into a fast-moving river. His whereabouts are currently unknown, but it’s assumed he’s in a much happier place.

In related snowy news, it is true — the DC area got buried in snow. My friend’s flights out of New Orleans on Sunday got cancelled until tuesday, which meant they were forced to stay in New Orleans for the Super Bowl and the insane, all-night-into-day after party. Those poor friggin bastards.