The Winter Olympics debut tonight — an event that only occurs once every 4 years, which in NBC years translates to about 14 different Late Night switches and a bajillion dollars in losses.
But sass asside, I say you put the focus on the ass. Let us not forget the juicy fruit butts of countries across the world — whether they be Bobsled racers, knob gobblers, or knuckle-draggers, like the lovely ladies featured below. These ladies put their best cheek forward, some coming from countries no one has ever heard of before — like Kantstandowtiz, Sacqjewea, and Mexico. But all bring a fire and passion that warms the heart, despite all the snow.
So we here at Pizza Comedy salute you, young ladies of the Olympics. No matter what you place in the actual race, you already have won gold medals in all our hearts…
