This might be the greatest fight scene ever conceived in the history of cinema, and I use “greatest” in the exact opposite of its definition. This is the worst thing I’ve ever witnessed, right behind seeing my father rollerblade. The film is Undefeatable, it’s director: the infamous Hong Kong joke, Godfrey Ho. Take a look:
Godfrey (editor’s note: the most un-Asian first name ever recorded) has put together the essentials needed for one to make a shit storm fight scene: the constant & pointless screams, latent homosexual disrobing, bad-ass female sidekick with arm in sling, and of course the closing pun. I want the last 3 minutes of my life back.
Props to EJ Goldfried with the find. No props to Hong Kong filmmakers or the herb Americans they cast.
I think my favorite part is the whole-face grab around 1:39 — that kind of defense move just isn’t used enough.
yeah…SEE YA!
this is a repost james. you had this up here about 18 months ago
oh word? well, i bet is was even sweeter this time around. I mean, did you SEE that face grab Mark?? And the eye gauge??!
anyway, we got a couple new writers (all tried-and-true Pizza alums) lickin their posting chops… My bad for the duplicate: my memory = goldfish. DERP!