How about a little monday randomness to start this week off right?
Here’s the topic: chicks.
This first bit of randomness comes from just a regular night in da club. Dancing with some hunnies, grinding up on some bitties, smashing your face into some strangers crotch like Rosie O’Donnell at a carpet clearance sale…
Now, the first thing I must note about that picture is the fact that 1) I’m pretty sure that’s Nurse Jackie and 2) that Asian chick standing next to her needs a man to sit on her face, pronto. Then I suggest the two couples double-date, perhaps at P.F. Changs, making sure to surface from each others privates every 30-45 seconds for a tasty combo of air and spicy chang sauce.
Next, we have a modern day Kris Kross. Homegirl likes to wear her pants backwards, and you know what? I think she’s onto something. Epic ass cleavage.
In addition to being hot, these ass-fly pants serve multiple purposes. One, they makes her juicy fruit butt shimmer like Steven Seagal in the Glimmer Man. Two, she’s got a fantastic pencil holder, if the situation ever arises. And three, if she ever needs to poop, all she needs to do is unzip and relax. Doody Dispenser 2.0.
Which leads me lastly to Veronica. And all I’ll say about her is: “Ew, gross.” (slash “call me”)
Seriously Veronica, get a hobby.
