Pizza Comedy

As everyone on Facebook knows, Corey Haim passed away this morning.  He was 38 years old.  As a child actor of the 80s, he was destined for failure and mockery, from both celebrity peers and big dick swinging internet comedy website writers.  Although I’m a huge fan of his films The Double-O Kid, License to Drive, and Blown Away, I think I’ll always remember him for his on point, no nonsense television interviews:

Despite his substance abuse problems, Haim was always the greater Corey.  Though his counterpart Corey Feldman starred in The ‘Burbs, Haim will always hold the higher ground in my opinion.  Just look at the way he macked it to Nicole Eggert using a stuffed animal reference (see Blown Away link above, it will not disappoint).  You have to admit, “nice duck” is a much better way of getting butt than pulling off this musical number (at the 1:10 mark, Feldman defines the word “chump stain”):

I rest my case, Corey rests in peace.