Ben Roethlisberger is making his rounds as the NFL’s biggest dick. Between constant sexual harassment claims and alleged rapes, the 2-time Superbowl winner and starting QB for the Pittsburgh Steelers is doing his best to go down as public enemy #1. All he’s really got left to do is punch a toddler in the face while anally raping the corpse of Johnny Unitas and he’ll have Michael Vick beat for sure.
"How 'bout we get drunk and I force my penis inside you. Whaddaya say, sluut?"
In the most recent “Big-Ben’s-A-Big-Dick” news, the 6′5″ degenerate visited a highly touted country club owned by golf hall of famer, Arnold Palmer. To sum it up quickly, the country club, located in Latrobe, PA (home of Rolling Rock beer and this pervert), allowed Roethlisberger on their course despite not being a member. What ensued was an official shellacking by none other than Arnold Palmer:
It’s good to see old people doing something useful for a change, instead of just bothering me for help up library steps or constantly telling me I remind them of their granddaughter. Apparently Arnold Palmer is a straight shooter and lays down the law. Just look at how he views guys who wear hats indoors. I think this proves we youngsters shouldn’t mess with former pro-golfers. They keep it real. I’ll be sure to remember this the next time I get into another tussle with Greg Norman. Hopefully it’ll help me refrain from calling him a “down under faggot” again.
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