And by nerds, I mean Lost fans. Myself included. This is epic…
Nothing says a good nights sleep like waking up every 108 minutes to press some fucking numbers to stop the world from ending (4 8 15 16 23 46). That’s why the good folks at the Dharma Initiative invented this alarm clock for the mass public — so we can all pretend like we’re trapped in the hatch, about to lose our fucking minds — all the while contemplating what exactly happens when we don’t press that button and why I always wake up in the morning with a boner.
The latter had nothing to to with the Dharma Initiative (but perhaps a little something to do with Dharma from “Dharma & Greg”, circa 1997. Jenna Elfman’s kinda hot).
Regardless, this clock is a must for all Lost fans. And with that statement, my single hope is that some schmuck actually forks over the $50 to buy one of these and tell me how cool it is, this way I can in turn make fun of them for being a dweeb and secretly be very jealous that I don’t have one.
You can buy it right here.
And you can watch the instructional video right here:


























