Thanks to the internet, we see news bloopers all the time. People saying “top cock” and cursing and making pregnant bellies on top of news desks. It’s commonplace, and if your Tracy Morgan, it’s your normal TV appearance.

But this chick gives us a new one. It’s sticky and gross and non-dairy…”Soy jism.”

I’ve never seen someone so casually mention an ejaculate from behind the news desk. She actually seems proud of her suggestion. Which is awesome because it onlya dds to the discomfort of her co-female anchor. We should take that face, bottle it up and sell it as a comfort-alternative. Maybe call it “Face Jism”? Still working on that…

And this just in: Angelique’s got these cheeseburgers, man….

ass-burgers

Total retail value of that sex: $.99!

props to Nalley for the milk

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