GARBAGE DAY!!!
For some reason my father used to treat our local garbage men to vodka and orange juice. I don’t really know why, but they kept ringing our doorbell all the time after that.
It was like feeding stray cats………in Russia. As seen below.
I know this is fucked up, but I’ve watched it a few times now and it’s still funny. I’m not sure if it’s the sound effect or the laugh track but this monkey beats this owl like it owes him money. Human’s have never been able to control Monkeys as we have seen countless times from King Kong, Michael Jackson’s Bubbles, and the smash hit Thora Birch film Monkey Trouble. I guess we’ll never learn.
First we had Usher in leather pants welcoming us to the NBA All-Star game, but that wasn’t enough. Now we’ve got even more proof that the pussification of America (pun definitely intended) is in full effect. Who would’ve thought Cat People have such a die hard fan base, evident in the pics below:
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No, not her.
Her…
This dog needs to be adopted by the Saints and made into their national mascot. He’s like Air Bud with much more talent and a history of alcoholism. The best part: you don’t need to pay him. He can live on a steady diet of Snausage gumbo and Hurricanes, at least until he dies of high cholesterol.
Come on Saints, you know you want to. Who dat?
Come on ladies, hop on. You know you want that sweet, sweet lemonade.
props to LA Dave for the horse smut
As my friend Scotty said, “the only thing hard job i ever faced was stuffing a falcon’s heart in a vagina. prom night 2000. good year to be a senior, bad year to be my date–or a falcon.”
submitted by (and probably written by) Dr. Gackface
