Pizza Comedy

A phenomenon has been growing on Facebook in the recent weeks and was briefly covered on this site a few days ago. Can this Pickle get more fans than Nickelback? Chad Kroeger “the Nickelback guy” has of course gotten wind of this revolution and is none too pleased. This crybaby wiener is actually trying to have the group removed from Facebook. Among his reasons for this are: vaginal sand, and looking like the Paddle Pop Lion.

Below is proof this guy sits down to pee. Yes I used the word pee because bitchasses like Chad Kroeger do.

Join The Pickle Revolution

I recently became a fan of a pickle on Facebook. On the outside, it may look like I did it because I dislike Nickelback. Truth is, I just like pickles.

This kid shares my love–

It’s an old clip, but it makes me laugh just as hard every time. Pickled ya!

tripple-licked by Dr. Gakface

Bread Gloves. Now my dreams can be made into a sandwich.

Seriously though, this is awesome. Imagine…hands that you can eat. That’s almost as good as Cotton Candy Socks…because, you know, it’s cotton candy…on your feet.

I know none of us are rich, but that doesn’t mean we can’t live like we’re wealthy!! Start your Friday Night off right with a little Blow-up Special. And take a little advice from the expert…ask for extra wasabi. You’re gonna need a lot to get that taste of latex out of your mouth!

There’s nothing like a little coffee and System of the Down to start your morning off right. Here’s another keeper from that angry grandpa we see last week.

In this, his has a little Carribbean breakfast, Bam Margera-style.

Wow, that grandpa a little taste of American pie, ay? Nothing goes down easier. Except maybe this guy in his fanny pack. Great shot, buddy.

Whenever I see a beatboxing video on the internet, I always shake my head. It’s good, but it’s always missing one thing: Chicken.

Well, not any more. This is one bird with the skills to pay the billz…

Unfortunately, after the show, she was mistaken for a rare Blue-Breasted Alabama chicken and deep fried by a local KFC. But it’s not all bad. For a limited time, they are now serving “Beatbox Tenders” with a side of sass. If you want the breast, that costs extra.

Man, I had some barbeque this afternoon and I’ll tell ya — I’ve been sweating, shitting, throwin’ up. …And wantin’ more!

WHOO-AAH!! Looks like I got me some Swine Fever!

On a more serious note, I hear swine flu nows spreads via Saturday Night Live. Their show makes everyone feel sick. Symptoms may include drowsiness, nausea, and frequent outbursts of “Why?!”

If you start to experience symptoms, get out your VHS of Becker and watch for 3 hours. It won’t make you feel better, but it will cause a numbing sensation.

They took my stapler…

(things get really hot and heavy around the :30 mark. So good)

Dude, I would pay at least $15 to see this guy (DJ MouthSpit) perform live. I bet that club would be packed wall-to-wall with ho’s. And hoagies. Probably a full 5-foot Subway sandwich spread. Extra pickles.

And just in case you wanted your sandwich toasted, don’t worry. DJ MouthSpit spits hot fire.