Who would’ve thought the angry political rap of hip-hop legends Public Enemy could make people so horny. Take a look at Reddoggystyle’s comment below the video…
Reddoggy knows what’s up. Honestly, who here wishes they were sucking on some Asian titties right now? C’mon, admit it. Yeah, that’s what I thought. Oh and for the record–yes, I listen to Public Enemy on Youtube while at work. EMA, fellas!
If you were getting heenan while sipping a mixed drink on this couch and a cool breeze came through your room, you would finally get a taste of what it means to be a baller:
At $4,300, you need some scratch to purchase this. But at the same time, you can probably float into vagina once the girl sees this bad boy (editor’s note: tropical dome might be the best dome). Click here to actually buy this clever, howbeit pointless and expensive, piece of furniture.
Cat is props kid for the find.
He can even call ya if ya want! Or write ya!
In fact, he’s watching ya right now! Wondering why ya ain’t writing him?
Thinks your SEXXXXXXXXXYYY!! But you not writing is makin him angry!
Just write him! He’s a lovealump…ooopps he’ll beat ya if ya call him that!!
Seriously, he’ll beat ya! lol…please write him!!
We posted last week about Epic Beard Man — a guy now famous on the internet for duffing out a fake thug on a public bus. The video was grade A material, and let’s just say the world (myself included) is fascinated with this 67 year-old man that doesn’t like to be fucked with.
It’s no surprise that people are now scrambling to scoop up his life rights, in a quick ditch effort to capitalize on this Vietnam vet’s life story. This is the first of what I’m sure will be a slew of internet tributes. This one — done by Nintendo — would make Mike Tyson proud…
Dude, even Soda Popinski wouldn’t stand a chance against EBM. He’d get his ass knocked out in 5 seconds.
I also found this interesting — an extended interview with both parties involved. Epic Beard Man gives his side of the story, and the Duffed Out Black Guy goes from being a fake street thug to a Dr. Huxtable lookalike a la The Cosby Show. Get this man some jello pudding…
Today on Pizza Comedy…“The Mystery of the Internet Window”.
I won’t tell you what the deal is with this website, but when you figure it out, I guarantee you at least one guilty smile. Click on the finger to get to the site — and the rest, dear Watson, is up to you…
Bud knows (ie - these two women are idiots). And then there’s this, from some tweaker who can only talk in sounds. I mean like, dun dun dun DERP…
ER ER ER der der der der derrr.
Chuck Liddell was once the hardest honky in mixed martial arts. He was the UFC Light Heavyweight champion, had 7 consecutive knockout wins, and rocked a mohawk with tattoos on the side of his head. Now he dances with the stars and works out naked — BUTT NAKED!
I love his workout regiment:
pull-ups ass naked: 6-8 reps
squats ass naked: 8-10 reps
take a shit ass naked: 12-14 minutes
To top it off, Liddell’s got a sweet Bose wall-mounted stereo system in his gym. I’m thinking that goes for at least $700. Notice how I never talked about the blonde bimbette on the treadmill. I’m too classy for that. Now if you excuse me, I’ve got to microwave this banana peel, slip it over my penis, and use it to jerk off.
Stay classy.
or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Yahoo
Just kidding. I hate Yahoo. Don’t let that lame attempt at a Dr. Strangelove joke fool you. Every day, the front page stories on Yahoo battle to out-shitty their previous day’s amazing outpouring of shit.
You think people actually sit around a room in Yahoo headquarters and say, “Hey, what do we got today?” or they just take the nearest can of whipped cream and start huffing it. My guess is for the latter. Nozzle’d ya, my friend!!
Bad News Beard. A pun and a front page story about a man growing a beard. Wait…he stopped shaving?! But what about the shaving?? Will he ever start again??!
Also found this video below to be a very fantastic response to our post about Leno’s new promo, courtesy of I’m With Coco…
And since we’re on this internet commentary kick today, I enjoyed these first two comments under the video on YouTube. Subtle, yet on point.
Indeed.
nice finds all around by ‘Taydiohead
