Pizza Comedy

Just in time for all your freedom-infused 4th of July parties comes our most monumental mixtape to date. It’s the latest in our POW! series, which notoriously features high-energy party jams. But this one is our first DOUBLE-disc venture — one side for the party, the other for the morning after. (Note: the Mellow Mix should not be used as birth control. Please consult your doctor.)

Play the party mix this weekend and you’ll have tons of girls like this asking you “What IS that song?! I love it!” You may even hear the coveted, “Dude, where did you find this song? It’s awesome!” And then there’s always the chance of “Hey! This music rocks. Let’s fellate!” I guarantee all but the last one, although it this is America, so anything’s possible.

Kick back, crack a blue-labeled Coors, and turn this shit up…

PARTY MIX

That might be my favorite mix to date. But hell, we’re just gettin’ started….

MELLOW MIX

Whoa. Someone get me a bloody mary and some Budweiser stat, cuz I’m in a music coma and it feels FANTASTIC.

If you want to get super-crazy, throw these two mixes together for an ultimate three-hour party jam. I guarantee that it will be the best DJ’d party you’ve ever been to. As usual, hit me up at James@pizzacomedy.com if you wanna snagglepuss this bad ass shit. It’s awesome. And it may or may not come with a free ticket to your local pants party.

In the meantime, enjoy the music and have a great 4th of July. America, fuck yeah!!

It’s that time of year again. My big bro’s birthday — and today we celebrate like rock stars. With a big ass fucking mixtape. Who’s ready to get wet??

That’s right, Pizza Comedy’s 2nd Annual MattMan Mega Mix. 29 tracks of pure party gold, pre-moistened and ready to be played until your blue in the face. So crack a beer and press that play button below. The mixtape works just like an iPod, so feel free to jump around, or play them in order if you really want to get fucking excited.

MEGA-POW!!

Epic party jams, with a little side of ham. Raise your glass, and if you don’t mind, have a cheeky chug for the MattMan. It always goes down smooth.

As always, hit me up at james@pizzacomedy.com if you wanna grab the mix. Careful though, while listening to this mix, your genitals may become extremely hot (like a plate of fajitas). I can’t help this, but I’m guessing you’ll enjoy it…

It’s been a while since our last mixtape, but we’ve put that time to good use…by drinking lots of beer and listening nonstop to the best music around. This super-cereal mixtape is the result of that drinking and listening, and I would say it’s another epic dose of musical euphoria.

This one is largely rock-heavy, a back-to-basics after the ass-blasting rap power harnessed in POW! Volume 1. Each track has been hand picked for it’s sheer awesomeness. We got the latest from Them Crooked Vultures, Vampire Weekend, Phoenix, Weezer, Arctic Monkeys — and of course some shit you’ve probably never heard, but will nevertheless rock your fucking socks off.

If you likely a lot, shoot me an email at james@pizzacomedy.com and we can hook it up. Enjoy the tunes…

Just in time for all your Halloween parties, I present you with POW! Volume 1. It’s a bold statement, but this is my favorite mixtape I’ve made all year. In fact, I liked it so much, I had to give it a new name. POW! Plus, I’ve used a much sweeter, sleeker iPod Touch layout below. Much easier to navigate and listen to your favorite tunes.

It’s a baller mixtape, so make sure to grab it and play it this weekend. It’s guaranteed to make you seem like a good DJ, even if you don’t know your ass from your elbow. It might even get you mega-DJ dome, like it did for this Human Wine Box. All this guy did was play Pow! Volume 1 and POOF! – there was a hot chick lodged on his wine spout. Sweet nectar of the Franzia…

If this mixtape accomplishes anything I just said, I want pictures.

I’m gonna steal a line from the Limousines song, and lead you into this mix with this: I’ve got an iPod like a pirate ship, I’ll sail the seas with 50,000 songs you’ve never heard. Let’s heard the ones that go like…

If you want the zip, shoot me an email at james@pizzacomedy.com. Otherwise, enjoy the tunes, support the artists, and get your drink on. POW!!

It’s been a long time coming. After a crazy summer of traveling, working, and moving, I finally had the time to sit down and hand-pick this latest set of tracks. Eclectic? Yes. But you know what else is? Moist panties.

You just think about that.

As we do at PizzaComedy, I’ll offer up this Pizza Mixtape Drinking Challenge to all who want to partake. First person to send me a picture of this chaos in motion WINS A FREE T-SHIRT.

What you’ll need: A pizza, a beer bong, beer, and a couple good buddies. And a thirst for a good time. Here’s what I’m looking for: 1) Play the song “Cavorting” and/or “Old School” 2) Chug a beer bong while (3) Someone holds the pizza box behind you. Any other added bonuses/titties are encouraged.

Simple. You send me a picture of that chaos in motion and I’ll send you a free t-shirt. If not, then just enjoy the music. I love this shit….

In an effort to keep things as legal as possible, I’m not posting up the zip for the mixtapes like we used to do. The world changes so quickly, doesn’t it (*tear). But don’t fear ye, loyal PiMPs — If you like the mixtape, shoot me an email at james@pizzacomedy.com. We can recapture that old pizza spirit. Cheers…

Today is my big bro’s birthday, and because he’s so freakin’ awesome, that means EVERYONE gets a present. Even that dude who works in your office with a lazy eye — yeah, in Human Resources. He’s getting laid too.

“Well…what is it?!!” I hear you excitedly saying to yourself. “Is it a balloon or a plane? Could it be a pet monkey?? Would he really get us ALL a pet monkey?!!”

No, don’t be ridiculous. What you’re getting is way sweeter than a balloon, and it won’t give you AIDS like that monkey. It’s a huge, over-stuffed, f***in’ epic Mixtape packed with enough juice to make Barry Bonds blush.

28 tracks of pure gold, deidicated to the one, the only, the MattMan…

Happy birthday bro!

Glad to hear people are enjoying and jamming out to the new PiMP Tunes mixtape — heard some good feedback and that always makes me happy. We’ll have to see if anyone steps up to the plate for the >Cinco de Drinko Challenge. My guess is some hardcore PiMP will.

But it’s up online now, grab the zip here. And as always, I encourae you to stream it when you’re bored. It was recently described by Oprah as “tittylating”, so I think that’s a good thing. Enjoy…

Happy Cinco de Mayo!! And just in time for your drinking festivities is the latest ball-bustin’ PMP Mixtape — PiMP Tunes 4: Four to the Floor. Got a lot of stuff from across the board on this one, and I have to say it rocks my nads off.

And after last month’s Franz F***ker Drinking Challenge was so amazingly rocked by the Smurphy clan, I’m feeling like another drinking challenge is in store for this mixtape, so here we go…

The Cinco de Drinko Challange: What you’ll need: a six-pack of Coronas (or several, one per person), some loud speakers, and a few friends. This one is more a test of endurance — Crack the first Corona at the start of “Nighttiming” and finish the six pack by the time “Four to the Floor” is done playing. The playlist runs about an hour and a half, so you have more than enough time to crush 6 beers.

And here’s what I want the picture of: on that last song “Four to the Floor”, I’d like to see you and you’re buddies doing a Drinking Waterfall. The first person to send that picture of the Cinco De Drinko Waterfall — complete with a bunch of corona empties — will get a free PMP t-shirt and get their face pladtered up on the site! Not too bad, right? Drinking, music, and free shit. Either way, blast this and enjoy…

I will get the zip for this mixtape up shortly. In the mean time, drink and enjoy!

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