Pizza Comedy

It’s been a while since our last mixtape, but we’ve put that time to good use…by drinking lots of beer and listening nonstop to the best music around. This super-cereal mixtape is the result of that drinking and listening, and I would say it’s another epic dose of musical euphoria.

This one is largely rock-heavy, a back-to-basics after the ass-blasting rap power harnessed in POW! Volume 1. Each track has been hand picked for it’s sheer awesomeness. We got the latest from Them Crooked Vultures, Vampire Weekend, Phoenix, Weezer, Arctic Monkeys — and of course some shit you’ve probably never heard, but will nevertheless rock your fucking socks off.

If you likely a lot, shoot me an email at james@pizzacomedy.com and we can hook it up. Enjoy the tunes…

Just in time for all your Halloween parties, I present you with POW! Volume 1. It’s a bold statement, but this is my favorite mixtape I’ve made all year. In fact, I liked it so much, I had to give it a new name. POW! Plus, I’ve used a much sweeter, sleeker iPod Touch layout below. Much easier to navigate and listen to your favorite tunes.

It’s a baller mixtape, so make sure to grab it and play it this weekend. It’s guaranteed to make you seem like a good DJ, even if you don’t know your ass from your elbow. It might even get you mega-DJ dome, like it did for this Human Wine Box. All this guy did was play Pow! Volume 1 and POOF! – there was a hot chick lodged on his wine spout. Sweet nectar of the Franzia…

If this mixtape accomplishes anything I just said, I want pictures.

I’m gonna steal a line from the Limousines song, and lead you into this mix with this: I’ve got an iPod like a pirate ship, I’ll sail the seas with 50,000 songs you’ve never heard. Let’s heard the ones that go like…

If you want the zip, shoot me an email at james@pizzacomedy.com. Otherwise, enjoy the tunes, support the artists, and get your drink on. POW!!

It’s been a long time coming. After a crazy summer of traveling, working, and moving, I finally had the time to sit down and hand-pick this latest set of tracks. Eclectic? Yes. But you know what else is? Moist panties.

You just think about that.

As we do at PizzaComedy, I’ll offer up this Pizza Mixtape Drinking Challenge to all who want to partake. First person to send me a picture of this chaos in motion WINS A FREE T-SHIRT.

What you’ll need: A pizza, a beer bong, beer, and a couple good buddies. And a thirst for a good time. Here’s what I’m looking for: 1) Play the song “Cavorting” and/or “Old School” 2) Chug a beer bong while (3) Someone holds the pizza box behind you. Any other added bonuses/titties are encouraged.

Simple. You send me a picture of that chaos in motion and I’ll send you a free t-shirt. If not, then just enjoy the music. I love this shit….

In an effort to keep things as legal as possible, I’m not posting up the zip for the mixtapes like we used to do. The world changes so quickly, doesn’t it (*tear). But don’t fear ye, loyal PiMPs — If you like the mixtape, shoot me an email at james@pizzacomedy.com. We can recapture that old pizza spirit. Cheers…

Today is my big bro’s birthday, and because he’s so freakin’ awesome, that means EVERYONE gets a present. Even that dude who works in your office with a lazy eye — yeah, in Human Resources. He’s getting laid too.

“Well…what is it?!!” I hear you excitedly saying to yourself. “Is it a balloon or a plane? Could it be a pet monkey?? Would he really get us ALL a pet monkey?!!”

No, don’t be ridiculous. What you’re getting is way sweeter than a balloon, and it won’t give you AIDS like that monkey. It’s a huge, over-stuffed, f***in’ epic Mixtape packed with enough juice to make Barry Bonds blush.

28 tracks of pure gold, deidicated to the one, the only, the MattMan…

Happy birthday bro!

Glad to hear people are enjoying and jamming out to the new PiMP Tunes mixtape — heard some good feedback and that always makes me happy. We’ll have to see if anyone steps up to the plate for the >Cinco de Drinko Challenge. My guess is some hardcore PiMP will.

But it’s up online now, grab the zip here. And as always, I encourae you to stream it when you’re bored. It was recently described by Oprah as “tittylating”, so I think that’s a good thing. Enjoy…

Happy Cinco de Mayo!! And just in time for your drinking festivities is the latest ball-bustin’ PMP Mixtape — PiMP Tunes 4: Four to the Floor. Got a lot of stuff from across the board on this one, and I have to say it rocks my nads off.

And after last month’s Franz F***ker Drinking Challenge was so amazingly rocked by the Smurphy clan, I’m feeling like another drinking challenge is in store for this mixtape, so here we go…

The Cinco de Drinko Challange: What you’ll need: a six-pack of Coronas (or several, one per person), some loud speakers, and a few friends. This one is more a test of endurance — Crack the first Corona at the start of “Nighttiming” and finish the six pack by the time “Four to the Floor” is done playing. The playlist runs about an hour and a half, so you have more than enough time to crush 6 beers.

And here’s what I want the picture of: on that last song “Four to the Floor”, I’d like to see you and you’re buddies doing a Drinking Waterfall. The first person to send that picture of the Cinco De Drinko Waterfall — complete with a bunch of corona empties — will get a free PMP t-shirt and get their face pladtered up on the site! Not too bad, right? Drinking, music, and free shit. Either way, blast this and enjoy…

I will get the zip for this mixtape up shortly. In the mean time, drink and enjoy!

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Wow. About once every month I get seriously impressed by you PiMPs out there in the world. The Caption Contests have been lots of fun, and last month we got our first Mixtape Drinking Challenge underway. 3 brave men did it and sent me the picture.

But this right here takes the cake. This last month, I propositioned a new Mixtape Drinking Challenge — The Franz F**ker Challenge — with the new PiMP Mixtape. To put it simply, it involves Cafe Patron, beer, and lots of good music.

And I’m proud to say, a large group of people — nay, a whole family — stepped up to the challenge, lead by PiMP Master Danny Smurph. With great honor, I present to you the Winners of the Franz F**ker Mixtape Challenge…

And I’d like to add a Mega-Ultra Double Bonus for getting Poppa Smurph in on the Patron action!! Kudos.

I can’t tell you how awesome that is. They plowed through that bottle of Patron like Sally Struthers at a chinese buffet. So fierce, so fantastic. They’ve got a couple t-shirts heading their way, and a place on the PiMP Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame. Rock on Murphy Clan, the force is strong within you!

So check out the PiMP Tunes III Mixtape if you already haven’t, and maybe even try out that Drinking Challenge…if you dare. I look forward to the new Mixtape Challenge coming up this month…

(aka MARCH ‘09 MIXTAPE)
I’m glad to hear that you are all enjoying the new playlist feature, which I introduced on last month’s mixtape. It has killed many hours of boredom for me as well, just streaming sweet-ass, free music.

But let’s kick it up a notch. Last month, a few brave PiMPs did the Mixtape Drinking Challenge — which for last month was the “Your Love Challange” — shotgunning a beer when “Your Love” by The Outfield came on. They did it, and they even sent me the picture.

So I feel obliged to present a new March Mixtape Drinking Challenge — this one will be the “Franz F*cker Challenge”. What you’ll need is a few friends and a bottle of Cafe Patron (this is the best liquor ever). Because this month is loaded with a heavy dose of Franz Ferdinand (because his album kicks ass), you are to do a shot of Cafe Patron every time a Franz song comes on. There’s three songs — Can’t Stop Feeling, Set It Off, and Lucid Dreams — at the beginning, middle, and end of the mix. Three songs, three shots, three testicles to accomplish it.

Now I understand that Cafe Patron costs a lot of money, so to sweeten the deal — if you send me a Patron picture of you doing the Franz Fucker Challange, I’ll send you a free t-shirt. Not too shabby, you get drunk, high on life, and get a free t-shirt. So enjoy, with or without the Patron…

And if you invent your own drinking game, and send me the picture, I’ll post it up here. It’s sweet either way.

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