Pizza Comedy

Grab a stein and pucker up for Episode 7 of The PCP — our most action-packed, celebrity-infused, and fart-loaded podcast to date. We talk about Fart: The Movie, getting gutter at Oktoberfest, and achieving some Mile-High Heenan (aka Lake Arrowhead Head). We also teach you how to “Paul Simon” a girl while and explain why “putting bologna on your face” might be the best insult ever.

Also a star-studded PCP first — we interview Steven Seagal about his upcoming reality TV show Lawman. Then we have the serious debate about Tim Curry and Alan Cumming…can it get any gayer? Yes…when we try out T-Pain’s new iPhone app — “I-Am-TPain” — and jam out to Scott the Miner’s AutoTuned jam “Red Right Collar.”

So flex those beer muscles, clench those cheeks, and squeeze out some P.C.P. I guarantee it will leave you screaming WOOOOAAAAAAA!!!….

Here’s the lineup:
- Storytime: Oktoberfest, “Fart: the Podcast”, and MVP Booze Awards
- Slang Editorial:
— “Put Some Bologna on Your Face”
— “Mile High Heenan”
— “Paul Simon”
- In The News: Special Edition
- The Celebrity Minute: We interview the one and only Steven Seagal
- The Haters Minute: Barenaked Ladies
- Random Thoughts: Is Alan Cumming the next Tim Curry?
- Amateur Hour: I-AM-T-PAIN iPhone App.

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Supplemental Materials:
- Storytime: Oktoberfest
- Random Thoughts: Is Alan Cumming the next Tim Curry?
— Tim Curry in “The Worst Witch”
- Amateur Hour: T-Pain’s iPhone App

The P.C.P. - Episode 7. Get wet…

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POW!! Saddle up with Sarah Silverman and Julia Roberts, get your spank on with the notorious ass clapper, and nut off to your favorite porn site. After you clean yourself off, test your news knowledge with some crazy, chocolate-starfish infused stories from around the world with In The News. Then try and guess the worst actor from the 90s. Spoiler alert: it’s not Pauly Shore.

As always, we give you the double dose of love and hate with our dueling Lovers Minute/Haters Minute, sure to leave you confused and empty. And we cap it all off with a discussion on the merits of morons in the digital age with Amateur Hour. We’ve even included some pictures and links below (Supplemental Materials) to further tickle your listening pickle..

So flex those pecks, get out that pipe, and smoke some P.C.P. I guarantee it will leave you screaming POW!….

Here’s the lineup:
- Storytime: The Post-Emmy Party
- Slang Editorial: “POW!” and “Julia Roberts”
- In The News: Special Edition
- Porn Site Madness Minute: Around the Horn with Porn Sites
- The Haters Minute: Bike Path Slobs
- The Lovers Minute: Lazy Sunday
- Doozy vs. Scotty: Who’s the Worst Actor From the 90s?
- Random Thoughts: The Ass Clapper
- Amatuer Hour: NOW! That’s What I Call Music 31

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Supplemental Materials:
- Storytime: Sarah Silverman, Brian Posehn
- Slang Editorial: Marky Mark’s POW! Video
- Doozy vs. Scotty: Exhibit A vs. Exhibit B

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Learn how to “Phil Collins” a girl while while singing Sussudio, throw pennies at those metal detector guys on the beach, and suffer the Facebook purgatory of a friend invite from your old priest. We also heat it up with new segments “What Was I Thinking?” (where we discuss the talentless hack known as Lil’ John) and go on a tangent as we talk about our favorite porn site of the week.

As usual, we pump you full of pizza with the double dose of Love/Hate, as well as a fully-loaded “In The News” segment that — for once — actually leaves some people stumped. Who will be the winner in this week’s podcast? Doozy? Scotty?? I’ll say this, the loser does not take it lightly.

So saddle up, get out that pipe, and smoke some P.C.P. This 5th episode might just leave you hooked….

Here’s the lineup:
- Storytime: Homeless Plagiarism
- Slang Editorial: “Phil Collins” (*this is hilarious)
- In The News: Special Edition
- What Was I Thinking?: Lil’ John
- The Haters Minute: Homeless People with Dogs
- The Lovers Minute: Asian Women
- Porn Site Tangent Minute
- Doozy vs. Scotty: What’s the worst job??
- Random Thoughts: Facebook Purgatory
- Amatuer Hour: Metal Detector Guys on the Beach

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Prepare your mind to be blown. Rap supergroup D2daP unveils their new joint “Old School”, we talk Pat Jadams and giving girls Arnold Palmers, and somehow wind up on AIDSdate.com. Special guest Bmac makes an appearance in the studio (as “Stat Boy”), the Bootjacker skeet skeets, and the Doozy vs. Scotty battle heats up.

Plus, for the first time, we get a double dose of Love/Hate — with both the Lovers Minute and Haters Minute. This 4th episode is packed to the brim with hilarious sarcasm, stories, and laughs — and dare I say, it’s our best one yet.

Here’s the lineup:
- Storytime: The Bootjacker
- Pizza Time (NEW!): D2daP’s new hotness “Old School”
- Slang Editorial: Arnold Palmer
- In The News: Special Edition
- Stupid Stuff Girls Do: Compliment Eachother
- The Haters Minute: Car Spoilers
- The Lovers Minute: Videogames
- Doozy vs. Scotty: If you were homeless, what would you eat to survive?
- Random Thoughts: Pat Jadams
- Amatuer Hour: Softball Teams with 50% Women

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In Ep. 3, we talk about “Aqua Deucing”, the best superhero ever, Ben Stein’s clownshoes, and Lakers flags. New segments: “The Lovers Minute” and “Stupid Stuff Girls Do” make their PCP debut.

We also keep it fresh with old classics: In The News, Amateur Hour, and Random Thoughts, where we discuss shitty TV shows coming up next season. The battle in Doozy vs. Scotty gets green, and we mix it up this week with Doozy’s Lovers Minute topic: “Big Sandwiches”.

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In this episode, we talk “pumping cheeks”, the worst rapper to get a record deal, and lambskin condoms…among many other things. We’ve added a few new segments — “In the News” and “Go to Hell” — and kept all the old classics.

This episode is actually more like a real Podcast: it’s almost an hour, has less sound clips, and covers more hilarious topics. Featured in “The Haters Minute” this week: “Baseball”.

We are now on iTunes!

Also got this sweet new podcast player below, AND it took some convincing, but we finally got The P.C.P. up on iTunes. Check it out and subscribe!

(to DL: right click, “save as”)

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The P.C.P. — a f***kin epic dose of sarcasm, comedy, and random podcast stories for the alpha male in us all. Sex, slang, rock n’ roll, and a tasty dose of pizza…
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EPISODE 1

6/1/09 - In this first episode, we feature the segments: Slang Editorial, The Haters’ Minute, Random Thoughts, Doozy vs. Skippy, and Amateur Hour — plus a crapload more…

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An epic dose of sarcasm, comedy, and random stories for the alpha male in us all.
This week we talk about haters, slang, and amateur hour

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I’m proud to say that we just launched our first Podcast — called The P.C.P. It’s obviously named this because it’s addictive and makes you hallucinate, NOT because that’s the abbreviated letters of Pizza Comedy Podcast.

After quite a few requests from you all, we threw one together. I think it turned out pretty damn solid. And what better way to kill 30 minutes at work, than to listen to 3 funny dudes talk shit.

CHECK IT OUT!

Stay tuned, more to come…