Who would’ve thought the angry political rap of hip-hop legends Public Enemy could make people so horny. Take a look at Reddoggystyle’s comment below the video…
Reddoggy knows what’s up. Honestly, who here wishes they were sucking on some Asian titties right now? C’mon, admit it. Yeah, that’s what I thought. Oh and for the record–yes, I listen to Public Enemy on Youtube while at work. EMA, fellas!
He can even call ya if ya want! Or write ya!
In fact, he’s watching ya right now! Wondering why ya ain’t writing him?
Thinks your SEXXXXXXXXXYYY!! But you not writing is makin him angry!
Just write him! He’s a lovealump…ooopps he’ll beat ya if ya call him that!!
Seriously, he’ll beat ya! lol…please write him!!
Two rock icons show us they’re neither perfect nor heterosexual:
I love this video, not because I too enjoy dancing on factory crates or jumping off said crates in slow motion, but because this was the one time I realized I’m much cooler than these two finocchios.
Today on Pizza Comedy…“The Mystery of the Internet Window”.
I won’t tell you what the deal is with this website, but when you figure it out, I guarantee you at least one guilty smile. Click on the finger to get to the site — and the rest, dear Watson, is up to you…
Chuck Liddell was once the hardest honky in mixed martial arts. He was the UFC Light Heavyweight champion, had 7 consecutive knockout wins, and rocked a mohawk with tattoos on the side of his head. Now he dances with the stars and works out naked — BUTT NAKED!
I love his workout regiment:
pull-ups ass naked: 6-8 reps
squats ass naked: 8-10 reps
take a shit ass naked: 12-14 minutes
To top it off, Liddell’s got a sweet Bose wall-mounted stereo system in his gym. I’m thinking that goes for at least $700. Notice how I never talked about the blonde bimbette on the treadmill. I’m too classy for that. Now if you excuse me, I’ve got to microwave this banana peel, slip it over my penis, and use it to jerk off.
Stay classy.
The sound quality isn’t great but this is a worth a listen. It’s a parody of the B-52’s song “Love Shack” referencing Dave Letterman’s private room that he used to slide off with interns.
The fun part about this is that Howard Stern is scheduled to be interviewed by the CBS morning show March 2nd — the Tuesday after Leno comes back — to slam Jay and throw his support behind his favorite Late Night Host, Dave Letterman. Stay tuned for that…
You also must watch Fred Schneider’s new song from his side project The Superions. It’s so gay that after listening to it, Johnny Weir asked me if I wanted to go commit a hate crime with him.
Fuck Room Baby!
Who's That Girl?
It seems these day’s Tim Burton has taken on the persona of his Edward Scissorhands character — he ruins everything he touches. I’ll give him a free pass for his previous cinematic achievements, but he’s running out of credit. Maybe again like Edward he’s better off these days living alone somewhere and gardening.
It’s like Johnny Depp signed a deal with the devil. It’s not his fault though, he doesn’t even read scripts. Before Jerry Bruckheimer gave him a job playing dress up as a pirate we fell victim to Nick of Time, The Astronauts Wife, The Ninth Gate, and lets not forget his riveting role as John Shooter in Secret Window.
I don’t think I’ll see Alice In Wonderland even if it is in 3D. I’d rather see Fart: The Movie with giant turds flying out of the screen. Alice in Wonderland opens March 5th. Don’t mark your calendars.
I still think Madonna is hot even if she looks like a mummified mad hatter. Do yourself a favor and take this video below to bonertown.
Tiger addressed the media today for the 1st time since he “left golf” and when into sex rehab. He confronted the allegations and admitted to cheating, apologized profusely, and said emphatically “I do plan to return to golf one day.”
He then capped it off with a circle of hugs heard ’round the world.
(Sidenote: during rehab, I hypothesize they replaced Tiger’s inner parts with a robot.)
I think everyone will eventually forgive Tiger. I mean, he’s Tiger. He’ll be permanently tainted, but people like to root for him. Give it a year. He’ll be fine.
I know what you’re thinking, “But what about his poor mistresses?! How will they live???”
Luckily for you, celebrity attourney Gloria Alred is on the case. In a well-planned(?) press conference of her own (only minutes after Tiger’s), her client, porn star Joslyn James — I mean, human being Veronica Siwik-Daniels, gave a teary-eyed breakdown of their love. She wanted Tiger to appologize to her personally, considering their 3-year history.
No spoilers, watch it for yourself…
Thank god she had Gloria to hug.
What a mixed-up, topsy-turvery world we live in. Part of me actually feels bad for this chick — maybe Tiger should appologize personally to her. Three years is certainly longer than any relationship I’ve ever had with a porn star. And I’ve never once told them to quit their profession.
Then again, Tiger apologizing to a mistress during his first press conference would have been fucking bananas. Family first, mistresses on the cell phone — that’s the Tiger Formula.
I don’t know, what do you think? Should Tiger adopt Joslyn James?
