Mar
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South Park Leaks New Clips

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Season 14 of South Park is just around the corner — new episodes start next Wednesday (the 17th), a week from today. And in honor of their upcoming 200th episode (holy shit, right? I remember being in middle school, watching Mr. Hankey wipe shit all over the place. Seemed like only yesterday), they have opened up the internet floodgates to fans around the world. You can actually submit you own message, image, or whatever to Matt and Trey on their 200th Episode page. They will pick the best and then display them up on the site. It’s pretty cool, so check it out if you wanna holler at yo boys…

They released two promo clips for the new season. This first one is a hilarious response to that angry Ginger kid on YouTube, if you haven’t seen the original video, I recommend watching it first. I only got through the first minute, because, well…because the dude freaks me out.

And then there’s this one.

God bless America and our right to own 500 guns. Not sure if these are just promo clips, or if they will be in actual episodes…but I am very, very excited. I read an article recently that interviewed Matt and Trey, and they said that said they will definitely be doing a huge Tiger Woods episode. Can’t wait to see what they do to that man whore…

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Mar
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10..10…10…10…10…10…

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Every good Japanese game show does three things right:

1) Butcher English
2) Make the audience laugh
2) Torture people

This game show combines all three of these elements perfectly, with an extra heavy emphasis on the last part. The point of the game is not to laugh. Simple enough, right? But the really catchy part of the game is how they brutally beat the shit out of you with a stick if you fuck up. 1:25 really captures the spirit of this show…

I hear they modeled this show after Catholic School.

Seriously though, can we please get some of these Japanese TV producers working over here in the US?? This might actually teach Snooky how to count.

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Feb
0

Action ZORB!!

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Wait for it…wait for it….

I feel bad, but something about the slow-mo sold me. CHHHEEEEERRRSS MAAATTTTYYY….

I recommend giving those last 5 seconds at least one more go around. Then watch it one more time and pretend it’s Angelina Jolie. I’m pretty sure it is.

If your wondering what hit her, it’s a Zorb. Cheers Matty!

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Feb
0

Roshambo - A World Record Kick in the Nuts

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This is why I don’t do karate. Because they make you do shit like this. Watch as a karate master takes a 22 MPH kick to the groin (from an MMA Fighter) and doesn’t even flinch. My guess is this guy is a eunuch, but they say he just lacks “Substance P”…

Guy’s got rocks of steel. I bet his relationships with women can’t last more than a week because he’s so ice cold. I mean, imagine how he treats his girlfriends if he’s so awful to his own nutsack.

And what show is the from? This is the weirdest shit I’ve ever seen.

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Feb
0

Len NO

In the coming days Jay Leno will reclaim his throne at The Tonight Show in his original 11:35 time slot. Like a man scraping the bottom of the pot for that last drop of gravy he returns for more. I don’t know what bothers me the most, the fact that NBC takes a dig at the 7 month exiled Conan, or the fact that they might have ruined a great Beatles song for me.

I don’t dislike Leno, I simply prefer Conan and think what NBC did to him is just plain shitty. I saw with my own eyes the outpourings of affection for Conan as this all unfolded. I even had tickets to his second to last show and was turned away for arriving literally 5 minutes after the recommended time. People had been sleeping on the sidewalks of NBC studio’s just for the chance to see the last gasp of Conan’s Tonight Show.

All I ask is of you good people, is to not forget how funny Conan O’Brien is, and to keep all items on my dresser at a perfect right angle.

PS I’ve seen the movie Sleeping With the Enemy a few times and don’t know what Julia Roberts problem is. The guy seems reasonable to me

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Feb
0

Jim Carrey does Conan

I’m not sure what or when this is from — I know it’s a couple years old, but new to me. Jim Carrey puts on the orange hair and transforms into something half-man, half-bear, half-talk-show-host…

…And the resulting monster (known as ManBearCoco) is terrifyingly hilarious. Make sure you stick around for Andy Richter.

It’s so good to hear from Jim Carrey’s ass again. That shit still cracks me up, even when I go back and watch Ace Ventura, I still get tears of joy (not that I’ve matured much since ‘94). And just a general sidenote, did anyone notice how tan Andy Richter got??

asstastic pick by ‘Tay

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Feb
0

Fan of Pickles

I recently became a fan of a pickle on Facebook. On the outside, it may look like I did it because I dislike Nickelback. Truth is, I just like pickles.

This kid shares my love–

It’s an old clip, but it makes me laugh just as hard every time. Pickled ya!

tripple-licked by Dr. Gakface

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Feb
0

More Important than Health Care Reform

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If there’s one thing both sides can agree on, it’s this. Annyong?

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